Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery

Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery
March 17th 2017 by Bottoms Up Publishing
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Robert and Jennifer’s “summer romance” was interrupted when his college buddy, Zabka, returned to Buffalo for a visit. The two friends had a night out that the police report described as, "beyond insane, even for knuckleheads that inebriated." Since then, Jennifer’s leash around Robert’s neck just kept getting shorter and shorter. Now it's mid-December, and Zabka is planning an even bigger road-trip back to frigid Buffalo. He envisions a weekend overflowing with beer and girls that, in his words, "climaxes" with the Bills squishing the Dolphins to clinch the division's playoff spot. But if Jennifer discovers his plans, there’s no telling what she’ll do. Will drunken chaos spin out of control again? What unexpected trouble is flying up from Miami? When relationships, friendships, and rivalries collide, can anything survive? And where did the midget strippers come from?! Nothing can prepare this incompatible cast of characters for this wild winter weekend.

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