You arrive at the office thinking this will be just another soul-sucking Monday. But you're wrong. Someone stole a Stromboli out of the office refrigerator. Your boss thinks this latest theft is part of a larger series of intraoffice crime. It's bad for morale. She gives you until COB to solve the mystery. But you have no idea what you're doing, and besides, it's Monday of all days. Morale Was Down is a comedic short story, approximately 11,000 words, about the pure, unadulterated absurdity of office life told in the second person.